Please enjoy our latest class song:
That Underpants Guy
(to the tune, "American Pie")
A long, long time ago
In an elementary school far away
Two cool kids made comic books
George Beard was the kid with the tie and the flat top
Harold Hutchins had a t-shirt and a bad haircut
Make sure...you remember...that now...
They had a mean principal named Mr. Krupp
He yelled, "Blah! Blah!" and thought that school should be no fun
George and Harold hypnotized him...turned him into Captain Underpants
They said, "Your Captain Underpants" and the Krupper had not a chance...
Well, my, my, it's that Underpants Guy
If you hit him with some water
He is just a bald guy
He wears underwear to fight evil and crime
And swings from toilet paper all the time...
Yes, I sure hope that it's two-ply...
I can't believe Kruppy is flying
Man those undies look really tight-y
At least his cape covers his backside-y!
And do you see him flying through the air
in nothing but his underwear
I wish he'd put some clothes on
And we were singing...
My, my, it's that Underpants Guy
If you hit him with some water
He is just a bald guy
He wears underwear to fight evil and crime
And uses wedgie power all the time, yes, he uses wedgie power all the time...
Tra-la-laaaa!
Mr. G
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