
Please enjoy our latest class song:
That Underpants Guy
(to the tune, "American Pie")
A long, long time ago
In an elementary school far away
Two cool kids made comic books
George Beard was the kid with the tie and the flat top
Harold Hutchins had a t-shirt and a bad haircut
Make sure...you remember...that now...
They had a mean principal named Mr. Krupp
He yelled, "Blah! Blah!" and thought that school should be no fun
They said, "Your Captain Underpants" and the Krupper had not a chance...
Well, my, my, it's that Underpants Guy
If you hit him with some water
He is just a bald guy
He wears underwear to fight evil and crime
And swings from toilet paper all the time...
Yes, I sure hope that it's two-ply...
I can't believe Kruppy is flying
Man those undies look really tight-y
At least his cape covers his backside-y!
And do you see him flying through the air
in nothing but his underwear
I wish he'd put some clothes on
And we were singing...
My, my, it's that Underpants Guy
If you hit him with some water
He is just a bald guy
He wears underwear to fight evil and crime
And uses wedgie power all the time, yes, he uses wedgie power all the time...
Tra-la-laaaa!
Mr. G